Can we get Dustin Byfuglien involved in this?

just wait until LaVar Ball adopts him

They were busy working in the steel mills.

Where does Bob Davidson fall into this flowchart?

He has a small penis.

In order: yes, yes, no, don’t care, no

Do we think MacGregregor can drive a zamboni?

You sound like a cool and fun person.

yes

this is one of my favorite comments ever

If an average runner knows the catcher has a sneaky and repeatable pickoff (assuming that is actually true), they’re probably less likely to extend their lead effectively after the pitch is throw, i.e., you take one instead of the usual two shuffles, or you take two but you’re leaning back. That keeps an average…

I like that there is still plenty of signage around that uses Battery Tunnel. There’s still a sign on Atlantic at Bedford for it, which is not even close the tunnel.

I wish I was actually him.

I was driving on 88 the day they took his name off. While driving by the toll situation around Oak Brook almost everyone was honking (positively) at the crew working on the sign. Good times.

Now I’m thinking of the time Dwight stole Michael’s rolodex on The Office and asked some customer how his gay son is doing because he didn’t get the “green means go, so go ahead and don’t say that” color coding. Maybe Trump forgot his coding.

Let’s remember a guy: Gary DiSarcina

Was he in that 20% that we’ll begin weaponizing?

what

I wish I had three arms so I could force three-way headbutt Don Jr, Shkreli, and Cruz together.

Peanut Tillman joined the bureau just in time.