Seems like the kind of guy cops should let jump around and run sprints while they try to figure out why he parked a helicopter in an office parking lot.

Pied Piper accounted for dick-to-floor, girth, length, mean time to cum, and a lot of other important factors...but did they account for the guys not even being hard? Maybe that’s where soccer comes into play?

I just did a parking dance this morning, and being near the border of two different time periods makes this pretty easy. The spots on my block are Mon/Thurs and Tues/Fri 8:30-10:00 spots, and one block over starts the 11:30-1:00 blocks. I work from home so over the weekend I try to park on that 11:30 block and then…

It’s interesting that you know about the slot but also think you can be hit by a foul tip. Spot on for the rest of it though.

I don’t get the “FLATBUSH/BUSHWICK not brooklyn heights” because none of the three names are even close to each other. At least Harlem vs Northern Manhattan makes sense.

plus another hour of driving/prep

Get Jim Riggleman back in there.

Olive supports this ticket.

I read this post in their voices.

He is signaling safe because there was no interference by the coach.

I love driving, but every ~6 weeks I spend 1.5-2.5 hours getting from the base of the Manhattan Bridge on Canal St to the end of the Holland Tunnel into NJ. That’s just under 3 miles.

No.

Plus he’s totally wrong anyway. This is great:

> Great throw, but honestly nothing THAT special.

How did you get tickets already?

Phil Mickelson really wanted to play.

I love the call on that HR. “I like the blue shoes better!”

but, soccer

Getting personal is a general guideline used to determine cause for ejection (and profanity certainly strengthens that case), but just saying “dude, what the fuck?” isn’t something you’d get dumped for. Kinja is melting my computer now so I haven’t seen the video to know what was actually said, but profanity was fine…

This would get me to care about football again.