Ummm... the funeral home down the street from my work has a stretched MKT hearse. It’s hideous.

OH no, it’s perfect. Kid in the front seat, dog gets the whole back area. And nothing back there to get covered in hair.

I assume the implication is that extortion is?

See also: Drivers spine

The Lamborghini that sets itself on fire was perfect.

Fuck these people.

The physics appears normal to me. The rear gets sliding while the front still has grip. The rear end comes around then the front loses traction and the car slides ass first into the curve. I see something that is tricky to do intentionally but perfectly within normal driving physics.

The optics of pulling people from their wheelchairs is simply staggering in its awfulness. Yet Trump supporters (who will undoubtedly be affected in large numbers) will put on their stupid MAGA hats and cheer Donnnie on, while he simultaneously pushes their heads deeper into a shit-filled trench.

Riiiiicollllaaaaa!

Seeing Paul Ryan lose would be amazing.

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

Perfect. Now Trump will appoint Clarke to be in charge of rape prevention policy.

Well this is interesting...someone on the car forums flagged me about this craigslist ad -which has been pulled down for “review” now..but before it went down - I was able to look at the vin # posted:

Imagine if I poured a mixture of gasoline and meth on a mound of Texas Fire ants.

It makes my mouth form the words: why not an Audi?

These were supposed to be maintained by the state from the massive amount of money generated by gasoline taxes and federal funding. Where did all that money go?

So ESPN won't show idiots on the field but they'll show bitches?