Ummm... the funeral home down the street from my work has a stretched MKT hearse. It’s hideous.

Not sure we’d want to meet anything that was bad-assed enough to live on Saturn.

OH no, it’s perfect. Kid in the front seat, dog gets the whole back area. And nothing back there to get covered in hair.

I assume the implication is that extortion is?

“transmitting everything it can until the atmosphere overpowers it and then the planet’s inhabitants re-purpose it into a planet killing machine.” 

This is Trumpelthinskin’s first natural disaster

American antifa.

See also: Drivers spine

Ran when parked.

The Lamborghini that sets itself on fire was perfect.

All humans aren’t bad. In fact the vast majority of humans aren’t bad. Bad humans are bad, but they are only about 10% of the general population, and are going to be represented in any random group of people (cops, teachers, preachers, engineers, scientists, etc.)

Fuck these people.

The physics appears normal to me. The rear gets sliding while the front still has grip. The rear end comes around then the front loses traction and the car slides ass first into the curve. I see something that is tricky to do intentionally but perfectly within normal driving physics.

The optics of pulling people from their wheelchairs is simply staggering in its awfulness. Yet Trump supporters (who will undoubtedly be affected in large numbers) will put on their stupid MAGA hats and cheer Donnnie on, while he simultaneously pushes their heads deeper into a shit-filled trench.

Riiiiicollllaaaaa!

Seeing Paul Ryan lose would be amazing.

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

So ESPN won't show idiots on the field but they'll show bitches?