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I would argue one of corporate America’s greatest failures is making sick days and vacations days equal. It’s what causes so many illnesses to flourish and those previous dollars to be lost.

What a bunch of total wankers, THIS is why you need to have state mandated closures. Businesses will NOT do the right thing unless they are forced and these kind of environments are hotbeds of infection. People are being forced to make a life or death decision about just turning up to work. Its all very well to say

This is a tragic, infuriating disaster. I hope they bring BK to a screeching halt and shame them into improving conditions for their employees, and compensating Gomez’ family.

This is awful and an excellent reminder of why paid sick leave should be a requirement for any full or part time job.

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Mrs. Bitch and I spent this evening online watching Naya Rivera songs from Glee. What an awful, sad story about her and her son.

The funny thing is, if he would have made a bunch of red MAGA mask back in March to sell to his cult, we might have been past this thing by now and he would probably be leading in the polls.

Hey Jezzies, how are you tonight?

I know right? I was on Date Lab not too long ago. My date and I went out again, and then it fizzled. We came across well in the article and in the comments.

I feel ya. I’m an American married to a Canadian. Our main home is in Canada and I’ve been unable to return until the restrictions were eased a bit in June. Keep the faith. “Whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should”

My mom has Alzheimer’s and is in a memory care facility. They had been one of the only places in the state to avoid the outbreak. Earlier in the week, two residents and five staff tested positive. My mom tested negative then as well as a second time yesterday, and they’re testing again this Tuesday. This is a small

Cats are usually sensible about eating weird shit, more so than dogs. I sympathise about the cost; my dog had to have her anal glands removed a few weeks ago ($1700), and that was on top of the $100 every two weeks and the anal gland expression ($30) every week, starting in February. So I figure I’m out about $2500,

Trump wore a mask to Walter Reed, and he looks so pathetic. Not because it’s cowardly to wear a mask or any of the right wing dumbshit talking points, but because he clearly doesn’t want to, and his body language is that of a toddler who’s been told he’ll get no dessert if he throws a tantrum.

After 5 years, I am finally out of the greys. Hurrah! I walked 5 miles of hills today in 90+ heat. Despite the sunburn, dehydration, and sore muscles, I feel pretty darn good! What’s up with you beautiful people?

People who haven’t lost anyone are shocked to find that the anniversaries are hard to get through.

My week can be summed up in one word: FUCK.

It seems like he wanted to get doxxed. On 4Chan, he kept dropping clues about his identity. And he would feed Tucker Carlson catch phrases he would use on 4Chan, and then the message board would erupt with applause.

I can't buy bananas,  I can't eat them fast enough and I hate the lingering smell of the peels, which I realize is very odd and specific,  but the smell just grosses me out. 

I’m just waiting for that day when Stone gets flattened by a steamroller, revealed as a toon, and meets his demise when Eddie pulls the trigger on the accordion-mallet, releasing the spray of dip.

I’d like to thank everyone who told me I was doing fine with my new cat. I weirdly needed to hear it from people who aren’t my mom or my best friend. I just cleaned up my first cat throw up so I’m feeling initiated into the club officially.

Funny how Trump was allowed to go on TV every day and read off a list of drugs his followers should “try” because they “have nothing to lose” and they went out and did exactly that. He had to straight up suggest bleach enemas before he was cut off.