“You can keep performing, the hand can stay inside the butthole.”

The whole men not understanding what six feet looks like is baffling to me. I was at Rite Aid yesterday and got the last 12 pack of toilet paper (no kidding, down to 3 rolls at the house)and waiting in the check line when the man behind me was less than 2 feet from my body. I turned around and said to him, now I know…

I would fret about that bit of extreme inappropriateness in my work computer search history. If that is a consideration for you, start there, and how to remedy that, what it will take.

It’s a great impetus to consider what really matters in life and reexamine relationships that aren’t working, and an absolutely shithole time to consider a breakup. 

I know......the colleague is also a good friend, which in some sense makes it more confusing since I am pretty sure they were using my computer/office to keep this secret from their partner, so I guess I kind of understand that part? If it hadn’t been such specifically targeted porn, I don’t know that I would have…

Yiiiiiiikes. I feel like that’s something you might have to.... I don’t know, report? I’d write to Ask a Manager. She’s really rational! This is super creepy. If this person feels comfortable looking this stuff up on your computer what else are they doing? Also who does this and doesn’t clear their search history. >.>…

All I have to say today is that anyone who says "cheer up" to someone who's in a bad mood deserves a tongue lashing.

I am struggling lately. I got my dream job (after 3 years of trying and being rejected). It’s a huge step forward, but I only found out after everything was locked down, so I haven’t really gotten to celebrate. I’ve told my friends and family, but the virtual nature of communication makes it seem much less joyous.…

I’m sorry you are in such a crappy situation; this pandemic has thrown so many plans out the window for so many people.

My friend came over last night. We sat out on the porch more than six feet apart. Not as good as being able to cook together or go out for drinks, but better than nothing. I think next week we might fire up the fire pit in my yard I’ve never used.

Well, after weeks of agonizing over my decision and feeling like a shitty person, I finally asked my partner for a temporary separation...and promptly got thwarted by the pandemic.

I’m so sorry, what a mess. Could you get the computers for him?

This week has been a bit of a struggle to help my husband deal with his grief over losing his father to COVID a month ago. He’s been doing teletherapy every week but it doesn’t seem to help in a real way. We’re not going out and I really can’t do much to distract him because I’m still meant to be working full-time.

What an odd week. I’ve had a sinus infection and laryngitis for the last 2 weeks, and had to go Round Two on Wednesday with stronger antibiotics plus a goddamn steroid to try and shift things. I am not a happy camper. My sister needed to go to the shops yesterday to buy some winter baby clothes for that little fatty…

It’s been very frustrating. Here they opened the parks two weeks ago and wagged fingers about “everyone had better be social distancing!” Today it’s full of people, only about half wearing masks, many not social distancing. People also tore down the tape that was blocking access to the fitness equipment and are using…

Or simply self-deluded. I do wish people would remember that they are not only responsible for their own health but that of others. One can be asymptomatic and transmit the disease. You could be responsible for another person’s death and never have a clue. I spoke with someone, close up, without a mask a few weeks…

Hey fellow Jezzies. Been a while since I posted on SNS and feel free to skip upcoming COVID-related rant. Seems more and more people are incapable of social distancing. All of my surrounding neighbors either have people over or are making non-essential trips to Lowe’s because what’s most important right now is mulch. O…

Perhaps a better win-win suggestion for everyone: definitely donate money to The Actors Fund: COVID-19 Emergency Relief, and then re-watch Waiting for Guffman for the upteenth time. Goodbye Fred Willard :( 

I don’t care how much pot I smoke, it’s never going to be enough to make Cats interesting or good. Hardest pass ever.

Hey, I’m also a single person who hasn’t been touched since a massage in February. I’ve also not had sex in two years. These people need to get the fuck over themselves, buy a weighted blanket and jerk off like the rest of us.