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As a long time Athens GA resident, looks like a UGA game day.

I had no idea Wes Welker read Deadspin!

Man, she’s almost future ex wife material, but I’m kinda partial to this one:

Yeah, Rainier would fuck shit right up. It might also bring down housing costs in Seattle.

The before and after is always kind of cool to see:

“Now I’ve seen everything.”

It still bothers me that people who claim they are voting for Trump because of economic reasons (hint: they’re not; they just don’t want to admit their xenophobia/racism/fear of change/whatever) were the least likely to support the “Socialist” Sanders. I really cannot understand what a financially downtrodden white

But wouldn’t refusing to watch the NFL also mean you’re a pinko commie libtard? Isn’t Rocco from Utica contributing to the pussification of America by not watching grown men smash their heads together while eating Slim Jims and slamming the Dew?

My brain lit up like “Holy shit, are people this impatient with Kevin Durant” Then I skipped the video because it had an ad.

i think the fact that his NFL employees regurgitate his phrases is pretty interesting.

That’s great since the Colts are likely to give him the axe this year.

Wouldn’t one smart safety consideration simply involve having weight limits by position? There’s a reason they have them in combat sports. Plus, if force = mass x acceleration, doesn’t make sense to reduce mass? It would certainly make the game aesthetically different, but are we sure it would be worse?

When they started using injuries as an excuse to squeeze in more commercials, the whole thing got shittier. Football already had too many commercials and interruptions as it was. Then, some asshole decided to combine that problem with the hip new problem of people noticing injuries into one big fucking super-problem.

The 32-week alternating NFC/AFC schedule is a legit great fucking idea. Will never ever happen, but great idea.

There would be nothing better than a real rivalry forming because UCF didn’t give a shit about a fake rivalry. That’s fucking literature.

Glad I’m not the only guy who feels strongly about Kyle Singler.

Is that William Shatner?

Are we sure, I mean really sure, he’s not actually on Philly’s roster?

Alex Jones circa the early GWB era (ie the Waking Life era) was very different than he is now. He was still raging about conspiracy theories such as the New World Order etc, but he was from more of a libertarian, anti-corporatist, anti-statist perspective. He’s since morphed into a far-right authoritarian populist who