I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

To be fair to Russell, he’s new to scoring, and he’s pretty excited about it.

Simulate the game on Tecmo SuperBowl with updated rosters. Winner of the simulation wins the game.

+1 Shooty-Hoops

Oh man I love you. I was waiting for this.

Roe. Was a dumb oversight. Some of the stuff you said I don’t think is a huge problem. It’s a function of the main problem. The religious right has to go. The problem is what the religious right has created, the inability to move forward. I think there are many people in this country who are okay with religion,…

Man this protocol is all sorts of jacked up. Wait a minute. Jacked up? JACKED UP?!?

I don’t know about that, but I’m pretty sure you could talk Zygi Wilf into a few rounds of Mario Kart.

His refreshing honesty is one of Sean’s best qualities as a broadcaster. It’s part of what got him fired from the Red Sox.

I don’t buy this argument. The teams and quality of play are not radically different. Every year there are a handful of good teams. A handful of bad teams. And a large slightly below-average to slightly above-average middle.

Stop playing on Thursday, get rid of replay reviews and no more commercials after a kick-offs would be a great start.

This is the direct result of trying to cram the NFL into every goddamn day of the week. There’s not enough quality teams to make these unique night games worthwhile all the time. Similarly with the London games, which always seem to get the Jags.

How long until McDonough is fined for not sticking to the script?

Guys, I think ten members is enough.

The Big XII has ten members, the Big Ten has fourteen. For some reason this reminds me of BASEketball: The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes, the Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil, the Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don’t allow music.

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

I’ve seen this one before - the division winner hosts the Bengals in the wild-card round as 14-point dogs, only to win when Marvin Lewis calls all of his timeouts in the first five minutes of the second half of a tight game and Vontaze Burfict is ejected for urinating on the back judge’s shoes following a late hit.

Indy isn’t awful, but as a South Bend resident I don’t have high standards.

THIS. FUCKING THIS.

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.