You gotta have a swine to show you where the truffles are.

Sock Her, Mom Ladies Boxing Gym

2. It's kind of weird for her ranking to be this high isn't it??

That was yet ANOTHER reason I gave up on Empire.

She just had a book that came out, too.

Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.

Finished up Season 1 of the Dick Van Dyke Show . There were 31 episodes. I can't even imagine how that would work out now. It's held up pretty well and the cast is fantastic.

My unabashed recommendation: Eat Well Enjoy Life's Yellow Lentil Hummus.

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.

I'm ashamed of how loudly I laughed at that.

Michael Madsen has NOT aged well…

*throws self into traffic*

It was really a stuffed banana that belonged to a kid. The mother opted to sit 3 or 4 rows behind her two children and drink wine the whole flight while seated next to said banana.

I'm still pissed off about the time I was on a plane and the flight crew allowed a giant stuffed banana to take up an entire seat.

Bad Romance. Specifically, the "rah rah ah ah ah ro mah ro mah mah Gaga ooh la la" part. "

Pricktator.

I'm still baffled by that.

Sadly enough, I believe so. He's on AVCAD though.

DO NOT BADMOUTH THE BELL!!!!

I can't imagine anything grosser than McDonald's guacamole.