I may not actually hate this idea.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Caught up on the last two episodes of Shameless. Emmy Rossum and Jeremy Allen White have killed it this season. Fiona leaving Etta at the assisted living facility was way more sad than I thought it would be.

Happy Birthday!!

The way everyone on the team was acting when they were tasting it made me think that was a set up for her winning that round. Guess not.

*screams*

"You know how you go into a bar and see people fighting sometimes because they’re drunk."

I remember some old guy being interviewed by a reporter and the old guy kept insisting that Obama had a meeting of the Muslim Brotherhood at the White House. The reporter kept insisting that would be a *pretty* big news story and asked the old guy when this meeting took place and the old guy replied, "I don't know,…

He then lit up a cigar and ran over everyone with his Hummer…

Seriously. What did he do for a living anyway??

And Styx!!

MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have no time to go fishing.

"Thank you Florida." - Peter Gregory, Silicon Valley

Mommie Dearest!!

That's a pretty high ranking for N!xau.

Ricotta and hummus??

DIVE!!!!

No. Just no.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.