Kanye is the guy who came to my Farmer’s Market stand once. My boss and I were happily sampling honey and along comes a dude. He asks for the price of an Acacia jar, which was tiny and $20 because acacia honey is expensive. He pointed out a couple leaving with a different jar of honey and claimed he heard us telling…

You win tonight.

If I spend an inordinate amount of any season on my back it better be something along these lines...

““Did I go overboard?” she asks. “Perhaps. Was it high maintenance? Maybe. I did spend an inordinate amount of the fall on my back. But, it worked. I was 8/10 happy with how I looked””

“a clip that’s equally touching, strange—and also, frankly, captivating because of how much you realize he’s still incredibly traumatized by the loss of his mother” You are very generous. My reaction to anything involving Kanye West and his pompous, self-absorbed ass (no not Kim, the other one) is this.

I’m glad rich celebrities are footing the bill for bad government policies. I am being sarcastic.

“Sex talk”.

I was confused too. I was looking for some reference of an activity where a bird and bee do something that looked like penetration.

PLEASE, for the love of God, stop using the term “the birds and the bees”. It kind of negates the entire article where you talk openly about labias and sperm.

Got my first injection at 31. I was frowning a lot from reading on a computer at work. I did only 5 units of Botox which was SUPER effective. That lasted about 3 months, but then the next 2 months still showed effects because the muscle was out of the habit of frowning on it’s own. Now it’s been 7 months since the…

It COULD be interesting but I already imagine a CW dreamed a la Younger and Beverly Hills 90210 reboot starring Leighton Meester.

Thank you. Sometimes internet hugs are felt as close as “real” ones. This one certainly did.

Even when you can, it is hard as a woman. I depend fully on my husband, he makes a good salary, and I stopped working 2 years ago. He has become more abusive (emotionally) over time and I am at a point where if not ready for divorce, I am thinking of how and when to start my FU fund. The thing is that when your…

No, she doesn’t. And the thing is that precisely because despite her millions of dollars she still looks like a Winn-Dixie parking lot rando, it feels like she doesn’t really enjoy fame. Girlfriend looks rough and cheap. And disheveled at a level that no one that rich should look. No, this is not to judge what she…

She always looks so awkward and uncomfortable. I wonder if public life really is for her.

Mass hysteria explains TONS of shit. In the 80's tons of women came forward with symptoms after getting breast implants. I’m sure the symptoms they had were real, to them. Eventually the craze died down, even though more women than ever get breast implants nowadays. It also explains other illnesses that pop sup and…

I’ve been buying Korean bras from Amazon. The price in unbeatable and the quality superior to anything in the US. I recently bought this one and it’s amazing. Plus, they carry 32AA which VS basically refuses to accept women wear. Also, VS bras are stupidly round. Most breasts are tear-shaped.

What shoes were you wearing? Also, my experience is that craftsmen often are nice and humble people. Except chefs. But when you work with your hands, you can’t have a stupid celebrity like sense of ego. You run your company. You need to be a normal human being. You spend time in the factory and cutting fabrics on the…

I am lucky to live in an area with lots of them. But it’s a very affluent place with many designer shoes to wear. The guy who did Jackie Kennedy’s shoes in the 70's and 80's is still in business. That’s where I take my nice stuff.

In my interview experience, dressing 98% corporate with one whimsical touch is the best. They see that you are classy, well-dressed, and can seamlessly include a personal touch without being unprofessional.