I was just kidding. I am form another country and don’t know Mormons. But somehow in my group of friend it seems the sex pool is always limited to the same 15-20 guys who play together/played together.

you are in my friend group aren’t you?

I’ve learned that a lot more goes on in a marriage than we ever know. Who fucking knows if he cheated, who knows if she cared, who knows. Really. Maybe they were doing threesomes a lot and decided to split amicably.

You had me at La’Porsha Renae. Let her win whatever she wants.

Clap clap clap fucking clap. This trend has gone too fucking far. Now it’s apparently ok to decide how “womanly” someone needs to look in order for them to be sexual and for us to be aroused by them.

Implants need room to bounce bounce bounce.

I feel like she is trying to be FKA Twigs a bit here? Two Weeks already exists and it can’t be messed with or imitated.

Yeah well I can see that. Like, the other day, I was horny and carrying no drugs. I could have used a pat down between my legs. But it’s always the black men who get rubbed on the subway. I want to live in a land where I also, with my blond hair, get patted down for drugs I am not carrying. #PatDownTheWhities

Those products existed before European colonialism. Caucasians are not the single owners of white skin. Many Asians are a fuckton more white than we are. They value even, porcelain-like skin.And that’s ok. People have different values and standards.

Why? Aren’t they in charge of what they use on their skin and what they want to make it look like? no one needs your tears, white missionary girl. Save them for your stupidity.

Japanese women are a fuck ton paler than Caucasian women. And yet, everyone thinks th world wants to be “white”

Clearly you don’t have enough skills because you would know the many uses of brightening creams.

Well, welcome to Jezebel where white American women decide how others should feel about things. You should read this article only if you want to be infuriated:

Yup. I’m lily white and use brightening creams and AHAs to exfoliate my skin, boost collagen production, and fight uneven tone and sun spots. I feel like the people who are up in arms about this don’t know much about skin care.

But could we cut Austin out neatly and re-locate it somewhere else?

Oh man. So many interesting points you bring up. In my limited experience, as a woman it’s a lot easier. Also, as a woman, not only seducing is easier, but getting the sex you want (in my case kinky and slightly but teasingly aggressive) because leading as a woman in a first encounter is less charged with potential…

Sure. I can fuck other people and he can fuck other people. He hasn’t fucked anyone yet and I fucked someone last week. Then I let him know and he gets aroused AF and the competition of sorts motivates him to be a super awesome husband and exercise more intensely, fuck me better, cook better, etc. It’s not a do it…

You sound like me! This one was abroad, that makes it better IMO. You come home and no common links. Yeah, no, the secrets of the soul is a big ruler I think. Like if someone says “sorry there’s boxes everywhere. I just had a big break-up two months ago” yours thoughts should be “well I hope we stay broken up so we…

Whoa, concern troll much? Yes, my husband knows, we reached the decision by agreement. He finds it an incredible turn-on and loved the feeling and is supper horny and attentive after. Also, the other dude knows as well and found it incredibly arousing that I would tell my husband everything that happened move by move.…

Yeah. The term bad experience is good because by definition an experience is something that had a beginning, an end and lives in the past. And remember nothing defines you! Resilience comes in many forms :)