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Yeah. I think the reason it’s driving me nuts is that so many things went well. He is a friend of friends, the sex was great, I found his body very attractive, no weird smells, bumps, etc, no bad breath, no weird moans or kissing, etc. All things I was super worried about - it’s hard to go to a new partner all of a

I think I’m lucky more than resilient. I didn;t do anything, it’s just the way my brain is wired. I wouldn’t deny someone else’s trauma, but for me especially in the anal sex case, it was more like “eye roll” what a fucking loser.

I “dabbled” for the first time last Friday and the whole thing was... intense. It was first time sex in 14 years of the same partner. I’ve been wanting to fuck this guy for about a year and a half and finally coincided. The sex was amazing. I wasn’t expecting it to be so intense and long and kinky, especially a first

I agree so, so much. As long as sex is consensual and safe, sexual mistakes are ok to make. There are lessons to learn in sex, and honestly, sex does help with loneliness. It does help get over an ex. I think we need to remove the veil of sanctity from sex and see it for what it is, a body function. Just a very

Whoa! where did my panties go?

It’s a fun topic with friends. Then you share stories and look bad on worse, best, smallest, biggest, weird awkward, etc. And finding partners in common is a hoot.

I don’t count. I haven’t been raped but I have been coerced into blowjobs, sex when I wasn’t feeling like it, and a guy I inserted himself into my butthole without asking or osing lube, the first time we were having sex. Then kicked me out of the house for complaining. The experiences were not super traumatic to me so

Look up Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue covers and be prepared to say “who?!?!?!” several times. Sarah Wynter? Marley Shelton? Noomi Rapace?

Kate Bosworth, Sienna Miller, Blake Lively, Monica Potter, Gretchen Mol, Elizabeth Shue, Katherine Heigl, LeeLee Sobieski. And Chloe Sevigny. How can I forget Chloe.

Good. Nothing annoys me more than this fucking asshats posing with their money. What an idiot.

What even? I don’t want to fuck any of these women because I am not a lesbian. Secondly, floral prints were huge last year. Especially painterly ones like this blazer.

All frumpy as fuck, all helmet hair. Below if a photo of Argentina’s Maria Eugenia Vidal, who is the governor of the province of Buenos Aires. She has GASP! normal hair you could pull a comb through, wears flattering clothes in colors other than her country’s flag’s. In the US women need to look completely asexual and

Britney looks like the sexy soccer mom from Idaho in 2003 who needs to wear everything 2 sizes too tight. And her hair looks like a bird’s nest made up of brassy highlights and cheap weaves.

It may shed a tear or two.

Still, surely she can afford a good hairdresser and clothes that are not form the Loehman’s sales rack from 2003?

Britney is too rich to look that cheap. #ThereISaidIt

I don’t love all her music and sometimes her music videos seem a bit pretentious... But I respect the fuck out of her. she id an artist and makes real art. She doesn’t make music video versions of “this is me wearing 56 designer outfits looking sexayyy”.

LOL. Amazing detail lost. Also, from the interviews I’ve seen, he was always pretty polite and not prone to flamboyant, stereotypical rock antics? They might as well have used Rock of Ages Tom Cruise.

Ah, yes.

Penelope Cruz is white. And Halle Berry is a truly awful actress, but other than that yeah. Or when a man is doing smaller movies, he is being artsy. If it’s a woman it’s because she can’t get work.