All fetuses should be allowed to carry a concealed handgun to defend themselves against abortion doctors.

UGH. This is right up there with the crazy shit that the cops said at a community meeting after I was kidnapped/raped. They straight up said that people needed to be on the lookout for (I shit you not) gypsies and people with olive complexions and dark hair. Please note: My mom and I both have olive complexions and…

Yes. I think the word "economy" was a poor choice by her. 1955 had a robust economy and by the end of the decade, people had 30% more purchasing power then they did at the beginning.

gender inequality aside, I have to say, I wish our economy was operating like 1955 in most other aspects. If that were the case, we'd have robust unions, smaller overall income inequality, a strong manufacturing sector, well maintained pensions funded by the companies... Well, you get the idea.

See also: hated gay people until son/daughter came out, wanted to ban abortion until needed one, hated poor people until lost job....

"This has ruined my life."

I am so fucking sick of these children who harass and threaten women but then the second the tables turn they're like "wahhh omg it's really serious and I am scared!" They have no empathy or intelligence at all/they think women aren't people. I'm just sick of it. Fuck these manchildren.

Pogs are back? Is Alf back, in pog form?

Never overlook the Desert Fox!

The game is "Axis and Allies" and the rules are extremely difficult to explain. Sufficed to say, Mo'Nique played as the British and tried to go straight for the North Africa victory but obviously didn't count on Rommel.

I got proposed to on this Valentine's day ( and I said yes) :-)

Okay!

I got engaged on V-day... though I didn't really expect it or plan on it. One detail is pertinent, I made it clear to my now-Hubs that if we were going to move in together, I was going to be planning a wedding within the next 6 months or so. I had no desire to live together indefinitely with a non-specific plan of…

I got engaged Monday...out of the blue, while he was getting ready to make pancakes and I was about shower for the first time in a few days. I went to get measured (no idea what they call it when they figure out your finger size?) and to pick out my ring yesterday and was greeted by a store full of men in varying…

yeah, I mean.....you do 'gotta love bruce' but you also gotta NEVER SAY THAT PHRASE OUT LOUD

Because it sounds like it could be from 'American Psycho'.

boi oi oi oi oing

You know it's bad when you unintentionally sound like Douglas Reynholm: 'The glass ceiling is now a glass floor. The women are floating above it, and the men are just looking up at them'.

An open letter to my exes: