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That's amazing! My uterus smells of rich mahogany and contains many leather-bound books

My boyfriend proposed on Valentines Day (have been engaged for less than a week, it's going well so far!) with the engagement ring his late father gave his mother. It was perfect, and lovely- we were just at home with our two chihuahuas looking on with slightly baffled tiny-dog faces. I give approximately zero fucks

Hi- I work at a library and have just used my librarian skillz to download a PDF version of 'Modern American Spiritualism' (it sounds awesome!). If you or anyone else wants their own digital copy, let me know- I imagine it is beyond copyright by now so it shouldn't be breaking laws:)

Hi- I work at a library and have just used my librarian skillz to download a PDF version of 'Modern American Spiritualism' (it sounds awesome!). If you or anyone else wants their own digital copy, let me know- I imagine it is beyond copyright by now so it shouldn't be breaking laws:)

You are a rare jewel, my friend. It is so hard to find dudes who voluntarily read actual books, and not just cereal boxes. I bet there are a jillion women here who would step up:)

My current imaginary universe goes like this: Every morning, I have breakfast with David Attenborough, where he introduces me to a new species that has just been discovered hours before (usually, some kind of Amazonian pygmy hamster.) After that inspirational start, I spend 10- 2 goofily tripping over things with John

As a Kiwi I have a couple of points to make which may clarify some things: a) anyone who is concerned about cultures being marginalised by the NZ government not allowing you to name your child 'Queen' etc (which in many situations is a completely valid concern)- please remember that we are part of the Commonwealth.

This calls for a graphic novelization...and a blog. And an 80's theme song, along the lines of the Perfect Strangers theme

Every time New Zealand gets mentioned in global media, a Kiwi gets functional wings 'I believe in Kiwis!' *frantically claps*

It did cross my mind later (like George Costanzas 'Jerkstore' zinger) to ask him what else I was supposed to do with them....

Very good point. It is about intimidation, particularly if you are hollering at a child/teen- I mean, what do these guys really expect to get out of it? urgh...it hurts my brain

That is awful! boo-urns (and sorry that happened to you)

I use cos (NZer- thus British spelling is the norm.) But now I am staring at it and can only think of cos lettuce...may need to change it up

I had the opposite deal, but I think that is mostly cos I didn't 'grow into my face/body' (is that a thing? I don't know) until I was 22 or so.

My favourite catcall was like a bizzaro welcome to L.A a couple of months ago. Lovely day, wandering down Hollywood Blvd with my bestie, and some dude walks towards me. He looks me up and down, and just says 'dayum, wear those shorts girl'. It was so surreal I didn't know how to react. (In Socialist New Zealand,

Do we even have a Carls Jr here? I bet we only have one, and it must have opened recently. In Auckland. So this doesn't effect me, happily living at the bottom of the South Island. What doe's is the disturbing lack of Taco Bell or Green Burrito in NZ. Kiwis love bean burritos too... (/ rant referencing geography &

I saw Michael Moore at LAX just after I had got off an 18 hour flight from NZ earlier this year. I went up to him and introduced myself, and told him how grateful I am for all his work. He was lovely and gracious:) Glad I did it

One: Are you saying she is a bible? I am pretty sure she isn't. Two: I am also a feminist and a Christian. I personally wouldn't have an abortion, but I would never say it should be illegal, thus I am pro-choice. Three: Jesus was super liberal, socialist, and taught compassion towards others. Don't hinge your

Love Dhani and Sean:) and Julian!

Totally. I love what she named her kid, and she seems pretty kick ass etc. but boy do I dislike her music....