John, John, John. I'm with you on the "pay for the services you'll use" idea. Really! But you've got this one all wrong. Putting the financial burden of birthing on women? You're targeting the wrong group. I mean, who really benefits from births? That's right - babies, the little leaches. Let's get their grubby…

Shouldn't he be arranging canned goods or stalking his presumed-dead battered wife?

"I’m in my 60s, why should I pay for your maternity coverage?”

I am Princess Tiana. I am white and not in black face. Between the green ballgown and the tiara that features Princess Tiana people totally get it/love it. Yay for princesses who also have career ambitions!

In reference to the "no great beauty" line- do we really have to be amazed that someone who wasn't Kate Upton had a few sexual partners? It's not like there are 200 people on the planet constantly fucking while the rest of us knit dresses for our cats.

I can't not say that out loud. It is lit-trally the best.

You're the dickhead, Bret!

Fucking hell. You know what also happens sometimes?? The "homewreckers" the men or women are cheating with DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE HAVE WIVES OR HUSBANDS OR PARTNERS!

Don't get into a political debate with your friend's libertarian boyfriend.

I don't care what anyone else says. I love Gaga. Unabashedly.

Scary story time:

Think of it as a way of you supporting the underdog as well as supporting free speech in America,

I'd love to marry a women who shares my passion (read: obsession) with books, so that we can have one of those rooms with the bookshelves that you need a wheeled ladder to reach.

I like that she has the Scout Finch bowl-cut.

...but he WAS the Best Dad in the Universe!

Please oh please tell me that the gift shop sells a ham costume.

Uh, no, it's stoatally different.

Tell your farm husband to get cracking on the pies for the contest at the county fair! You WILL NOT suffer humiliation this year, by God!

I DON'T WANT GARBAGE. I WANT SPARKLES.

I think you are right. Our response to this guy is almost "boys will be delusional man children." That's letting him off too easy. This guy has serious anti-social tendencies. He has problems seeing women as autonomous agents with identities beyond the length of their hair. He's failed to develop any sense of…