Why does everything have to be politicized these days? It’s tiresome.

I am such a Chandler. We both hate gays!

YOU’RE NOT A THING!

These are some Youtube quality comments here!

You know William, she may not be Olivia Asiago Cortez, or whatever the fuck her name is, but I still like Hillary.

Good ep.

We need some serious prison reform in this country.

How is this wrong again?

That woman’s face looks like she just saw Bill Cosby enter the room.

I won’t come at you but I’ll come on you. Out of love of course.

Good lord this looks gritty. This is like “We’re going for the Oscar here” gritty. I mean, I love a good gritty L.A. cop drama but this may be almost too gritty for me.

Any negative qualities or behaviors a woman exhibits are products of ...The Patriarchy™

My wife is an art teacher. The local VFW asked her school for some patriotic artwork from the kids to hang up for memorial day. I went with her to help her hang the little paintings of eagles and flags and shit. After we were done, I went to the bathroom. Inside of every one of their urinals was a sticker with the…

He was busted with a pound and a half of coke. I used to blow through that in a weekend. Pun intended.

Tim Allen used to be a small time cocaine dealer! Bet you didn’t know that!

Is anybody else having Kinja problems again? For the past two days my profile isn’t loading up in the right hand corner and the comments aren’t loading. I already removed Kinjamprove (damn it). I had to log in from incognito mode on Chrome to post this.

“Go fuck yourself”? Really? You have got to expand your repertoire Ducky. Maybe this will help. http://www.insult.wiki/wiki/Insult_List

The Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill is the best ever endorsement for White Castle. And angel dust.

You’re rambling, Ducky.

Take it easy edgelord.