Get off yer high horse there, lady.

This had to have been really difficult for you, choosing who to defend in this story. My condolences.

Black people invented music!

bitch

Here lies recognitions. “he got regularly outraged on behalf of sexual harassers about, well everything really”

LOL. Justin Timberlake suffered just as much if not MORE then Janet. There was a lot of backlash against both of them in 2004.

Concerning Ms. Lovato:

Selena is beautiful and Kendall is a Kardashian. Selena wins this one easily.

Hola

The only bad thing about having a pet is that you have to watch them die someday.

These writers are a journalists in as much as a kid writing for the college newspaper is a journalist.

Yes! We got ‘em again bro.

I’m lookin’ funny in my eyes and I believe I’m fixin’ to die, believe I’m fixin’ to die

Sweet lovely death

You were all I could think about today.

You are my only friend. Do you know that?

How was your day my darling?

It may have started off as a hobby but it’s turned into more of a lifestyle.

Put me to bed Daddy? I tiwed. I sweepy.

I wike it when you touch my pee pee.