How about releasing a new Star Wars movie every damn year until people stop caring about the franchise altogether?  

So is this the new Charly Bliss? How much did they pay you?

Oatsy’s way of speaking reminds me of long time AV Club commenter “Cookie Monster”. Oatsy is a much more compelling writer but still...

I don’t know. Sounds kind of romantic to me.

No need for ethnic slurs here, buddy.

Can I demand better opinions from you?

I’m so very thankful that we didn’t have social media when I was growing up. 

You can be a Republican and not support Trump. You know that CM.

So are we just ignoring those “Build That Wall” signs in Mr. Snuffleupagus’ yard? I was surprised to find out that Oscar the Grouch voted for Bernie, though.

I have to applaud the AVC for running this article. Conservatives aren’t just a monolithic group of evil assholes. Hell, I’ll admit it. Some of my best friends are Republicans.

I never read the user reviews because people are dumb, but I do miss the 1-5 star ratings on movies. Made me feel like Rex Reed!

I believe that the entire series is on Netflix anyway.

I’m hoping the 160GB ipod revival happens soon because I miss mine.

So everybody in that fucking band is a mental case?

This is what seems so hard for a lot of people to accept. It doesn’t matter if you’ve loved Star Wars movies your entire life or (unfortunately for some people) they are your life, they’re just movies. It’s time to let it go.

One of my favorite lines from 30 Rock is “Lemon, isn’t there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?”

What the world really needs now? A gritty Gilligan’s Island reboot.

I have had it with these motherfuckin’ snakes chainsaws on this motherfuckin’ plane .... cult...ranch!

That redhead who posts pictures of her ass on instagram was on a TV show?

I thought stoners were supposed to be chill, maaaan.