“And lo he hadst eyes the color of the summer sky and skin the color of goat’s milk. And his acting was most methodical.” (1 Timothy 2:12)

Grape-Nuts are the Ewoks of breakfast cereals.

I’d give you a kiss but to be honest, my breath reeks of Grape-Nuts.

He looks like a more beautiful version of Jesus Christ!

False. I eat a heaping bowl of Moral Grape-Nuts every morning.

I’ll take little Ani’s “Yippee!” over Chewbacca’s Tarzan yell any day. Hell, Darth Maul alone was better than anything in ROTJ.

Ewoks, my dude. Ewoks.

Pro: It’s Han Solo’s blaster.

Godfuck

“David Lynch has always been a talentless hack”. - Nü AV Club

Senior trip. Paris. That cafe. That coffee. Vanilla. Mmmmm. That waiter... Jean-Luc!

The parallels between Trump and Franklin Roosevelt are chilling.

As much as I like the idea of biopics about musicians, there really aren’t many good ones. That being said, Marvin Gaye’s last few years were so tragic that I get emotional thinking about him sometimes.

It is the world’s lowest bar, and saying that someone is not Hitler is far from praise.

You’re goddamn right, Mike. The system is far from perfect. What we’ve been talking about here though, is whether or not Donald Trump would or could ever become a murderous dictator like Hitler. If you do think think that Trump is the next Adolf Hitler, I’m sure that all of your readers would like to hear your…

I already answered those questions in my replies above.

Hey, I get what you’re saying and let me remind everyone here of something. I hate Donald Trump as a person and as a president. I’m truly embarrassed and ashamed that he was ever elected. I just believe that the notion that he would ever be allowed to commit the same atrocities as Adolf Hitler is extremely far-fetched.

So you can say, with all honesty, that you truly believe that Donald Trump is in favor of and would, if given the full authority, murder millions of illegal immigrants?

Yes there are parallels I have no doubt that some of Trump’s supporters would have no problem with genocide if he called for it. I just don’t believe that he will and if he did, our system of checks and balances would make sure that it never happened.