If “pecan” ever comes up there’s going to be trouble.

Don’t sleep on Heathcliff, the internet’s other orange cat

The definitive song on this subject has already been written.

Split Enz? Too mainstream. After Hours is where it’s at.

I know how you feel. My ex looks like Chewbacca.

Oh yeah? Well fuck chocolate chips! How ‘bout that?

Now? Who was the big draw in the OT? Alec Guinness? Peter Cushing? Nobody knew who in the hell Harrison Ford was before Star Wars.

Glover may not look too much like BDW, but he certainly acts like him.

You could say the same thing about Donald Glover as Lando couldn’t you? Who would you have cast as Han?

They’re good in oatmeal and cookies. In potato salad? Never heard of it.

I had to un-gray this comment so everyone else could enjoy it. Great job!

Good point, Bonerland.

My wife and I went to see this today. I was pretty excited because of the good reviews and the cast. I was really disappointed. It just wasn’t very funny.

Let’s pretend that it is!

I’m 44 years old and I’ve only ever owned flip phones, and I’ll keep using them until they stop making them.

I never watched Will & Grace during it’s original run but I watched a couple of the new episodes and enjoyed them. Now I watch the old ones in syndication. It’s a quality show!

Oh, Gregory.

When you’re all out of ideas and have no place to go

There’s a straaaaw maaaan waiting in the sky

My favorite cat song.