Maybe her casting is a tribute to the Melissa Joan Hart.

This is why you don’t put a “YouTube performer” in your movie.

Not only do his supporters not care about the affair, a lot of them just see it as another attack from those fuckin’ liberals.

Ah, I thought I smelled horseshit. Welcome back bud!

Sidney Poitier FTW

America Magdalene

Willem Dafoe is my personal savior.

Honestly, I don’t think he has the vocal range required for the part. Jesus hits some really high notes in some of those songs.

I want hard then soft last night.... when I tried to bone my wife!

Man, I had Taco Bell last night and I dropped a surprise turd all night long!

The AV Club

You don’t want to be a part of the family? It’s like Juggalos with cars.

At least he isn’t a 7 foot tall metalhead like Rob Zombie turned him into.

Aretha is at least 40% boob.

Yeeeep, yep, yep, yep yep

Try actually watching it and then check back in with us!

I considered dating Christina Applegate back in the 90s.

He has a point but an ineffective way of expressing it.

Find the woman who bit Queen Bey on the face, because I would like to shake that woman’s hand.