DPing while pregnant? Eeew!

You know who I wish was a fictional character? Donald Trump!!!😜

Oh man, where can I score some of that shit? The circus I guess...

Thank you and I’m pulling for you to get the upper hand on your struggles.

I’m a recovered alcoholic. Several years ago, after being sober for maybe five years, someone at work gave me a Xanax. Within a couple of weeks I was gobbling down handfulls of hydrocodone. Shit sneaks up on you really fast, especially if you’re an addict.

There are those who would argue that all sci-fi/fantasy is for kids.

Watching someone play drunk on film is one thing but listening to an actual drunk person speak is terribly unfunny to me.

If someone had told me a year ago that the hottest show on tv among young people right now would be The Erotic Adventures of Archie and Jughead, I would have thought they were NUTS!!!

That bands name? Oasis.

I saw it. It was bad. Very very bad.

It’s ok, they were raised in the ghetto. We can’t expect them to understand why those things are wrong.

Are those boys smoking reefer?!

It was the top comment on reddit about 10 hours ago.

It was effective in that trailer but it’s become extremely clichéd at this point.

...Bundy.

Actually, it’s sheeple.

My initial reaction to an Oprah presidential run is absolute horror, but then the nihilistic streak in me says why the fuck not? Every four years let’s elect a different celebrity to govern our country. Tom Cruise in 2024! Jay Z in 2028! Let it burn...

I can almost guarantee that there’s some type of marijuana out there called Air Bud. 

Jesus Fucking Christ...

I’ll tell you ONE goddamned thing, Nora Dunn never would have stood for that shit!