You absolutely read my mind. And Khloes refusal to participate also put a few red flags out there for me. It reminds me of when I struggled with an eating disorder and felt such a sense of smug self satisfaction from doing things like that- like not even having a taste of cake at a wedding. DISCLAIMER: I am by NO…

Jesus, fucking Christ. I suggested that over DAYS someone in an elevator with no functioning vents as the power was off, in a sealed elevator in a sealed shaft might eventually asphyxiate. It doesn’t have to be entirely airtight for that to take place. It may indeed not happen, it was just a suggestion- no need to…

Nobody cares about your boner.

I’m gonna march out my front door and punch the first Republican I can find. Bye.

That’s absolutely true for sure, but for me in this instance I couldn’t be happier things are changing and I’m thrilled that I never have to set foot in that house or town again! Cannot wait to get the new started. Clearly talking about kids is different but the future is (almost) always more compelling than the past,…

Cirque du Soleil. You cannot go wrong with any of them. I saw the “adult” one (I think it’s Zumanity) because it was the only one we could get at a discount, and my friends and I loved it. (This is only notable because I am an enormous prude.)

Have you seen Brooklyn? It’s not your typical movie but I really enjoyed it. The cinematography and costuming were excellent and every actor was just perfect in their role. Soairise (sp?) Ronan in particular was excellent. In other movies with Domnhall Gleeson: I loved Ex Machina.

It’s terrifying.

You only want to hook up ass to mouth? Kinky!

“It’s a weird feeling when you’re aware you’re doing something for the last time. Have you ever had that perception? That something that used to be a part of your life will not be there anymore?”

As an introspective who’s moved around a lot, *totally* know that of which ye speak. Always try to savor it when able and…

The company where I’ve worked for three years closes down in three weeks. At the moment I’m mostly feeling a deep sense of relief because a lot of what I’ve done there has been hard, stressful work with very little help and very little thanks, but at the same time, I think I will be incredibly sad and low for a long…

IT ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE

Sitting at the nail place waiting for my beautiful shiny cherry-red manicure to dry before meeting some friends at a bar. I feel like I’ve gotten nail obsessive lately — always planning next week’s color.

Hello all, hope you're having a great weekend. Today I believe it was the last time (at least in a long while and maybe forever) I visited the Magic Kingdom. I’m not even a Disney nerd, far from it, and find it problematic in many ways, but for the last 3 years Disney World has been a place we got used to going quite…

Really?

I think it’s the sheer volume of crimes he committed over such a long period of time that separates Cosby from those other powerful abusers from the entertainment world, though it’s possible race plays a factor as well. At any rate, Warner kind of sounds like he’s speaking from a place of spite rather than concern…

It’s a shame that the rest of the cast of that show now has to suffer a loss in residual income, all because of what Bill Cosby did.

The whole thing sucks.

Off topic: can we bring back Pissing Contest? Pretty please?

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