They were showing a lot of footage of season 1 Jax on WWHL last night and I gotta say that he was a pretty foxy dude until the coke and steroid bloat took over.

It happened to me once. It has made me somewhat more wary. An old friend recognized one of my stories in Pissing Contest and sent me a FB message. I was mortified. First rule of Kinja is you don’t talk about Kinja. I’ve never told anyone that I post here.

whoa that would creep me out hard

How is everyone tonight? I’m feeling super accomplished and adult-y. I’m starting my new job on Monday, so I spent all day prepping meals and they smell delicious and I want to eat them all.

A lovely color on lovely lips on a lovely woman.

I think Matt Leblanc pulls off the silver fox thing well. Schwimmer was never really that attractive (though I thought so in the 90s, too?), and, then there’s poor, poor Matthew Perry. He was so cute! Then so not cute! And then we find out he was cute partially because he was addicted to cocaine!

This tweet about Dr. Luke is my personal favorite. Especially considering Dr. Luke was one of the producers on her breakout Since U Been Gone:

I don’t know who Tom Hawking is, but I quite like him.

Kara, love the positive article especially after the shitty articles from Beejoli and A.J. Aside from CBB, Analyze Phish and his twitter feed, his stand up was something special:

Harris’s death hit me really hard. I was, and remain, a huge fan of his writing and podcast work (Comedy Bang! Bang!, Analyze Phish, etc.) and was devastated to hear that he had lost his battle with addiction. Still can’t quite believe it...

Gawker Media was so mean to Harris.

One of the BEST podcasts about addiction and general Wittels weirdness. Episode 236.

Yeeeah I used to feel this way, and then I started researching Bernie. And then I started researching Hillary. And man, now my heart and head both want me to vote for Hillary.

It’s articles like this that make it hard for me to go outside.

Aw. She seems like she would have been a good lady to know!

Absolutely heartbreaking about Big Ang. I watched my father-in-law suffer from lung cancer for nearly 2 years, and it was terrible. May she rest in peace.

1990

Sad for her family. That one tweet though.. “I didn’t know her, but she was beautiful”... sums up that stupid show.

Masters of stealth!

I don’t know who the fuck Ryn Weaver is but she just accomplished the impossible and made Katy Perry look like the smart, rational adult in a situation.