I’m sure everyone hating on them here have a Coldplay song or two in their music libraries...

Beyonce is really not one to talk about song writing ability.

Is it cooler to hate on Coldplay or Nickelback?

Bruno Mars and Beyonce were quite enjoyable.

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

Absolutely. And if anyone knows of any castastrophic attempts at a colonoscopy in the NYC area, please let me know.

There is one thing and one thing only to do: You accept that you can’t control his behavior, and stop arguing with him about it. This is like trying to teach a pig to sing.

Also: fuck you, Jezebel, no thank you I don’t want to drunk my favourite cocktails out of “stylish” pineapple tumblers. What the fuck?

NO.

There was a Mailbox app? Where have I been?

Misguided plan.

When my kids were little and in the car, I would never let them put their feet on the back of the driver or passenger seat. Then when we’d get on a plane I would always say, “This is YOUR seat. The one in front is HIS(HER) seat. Don’t touch it.” Just teach your kids some fucking manners and we can break the cycle of…

As a parent with a kid who has been flying since he was 8 months old, I will thank you for acknowledging those of us who take extra care in travel with our kids.

I actually like sitting next to kids with good parents. Shitty parents are the problem, not the kids.

If you are a couple traveling together, do not take the window and aisle and force a stranger to sit between you. If you do, act like you’re strangers and don’t talk/hand things over the person in the middle. Sincerly, last flight was a nightmare.

What about when a child keeps kicking your seat behind you? I turned around and the parent didn't care that this was happening. This may make me sound like a horrible human being but I would pay extra to be on a flight without kids.

>Airplane armrests are to be split evenly between passengers. One person takes the front half of the armrest, the other person takes the back half.

Grammar errors and trolling aside, “Yas Queening there way to fleek baeing a pumpkin spice latte” made me laugh.

Dafuq? Not even by any stretch of postmodern aesthetic argument could you redeem that abomination. Someone is trolling.