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GUYS. YOU GUYZ. I’M POPPIN’ THE BUBBLY, CUZ I’M OUTTA THE GREYS!!!

Paid extra for the view and just ordered room service.

I’ve moved across the country twice.

Nothing better than a hotel! Have fun!

I’m ungreyed!! No one I know IRL would give a shit so I’m shouting it from the rooftops here!!!

So after my car accident the other week, I finally heard my car was totaled, which is rude. So I am now the proud car mom of a used Honda Civic that I’m calling Fang in my head and sometimes out loud. But literally five minutes into my first drive, a mattress flies off the pickup in front of me. Luckily the lane next

Wine and Netflix is a great combination! Also, apartment update: I’ve viewed two places so far closer to work and I’m checking out a 3rd on Tuesday. If it doesn’t pan out, I’m just renewing my lease and putting up with the commute-subway, so not as bad as driving-for another year.

I’m drunk. As a skunk. Don’t give a funk.

Guys. GUYS. Jezebel followed me. Just like an hour ago. I’ve never been so happy and excited about something while simultaneously unable to brag about it to people I know in real life since none of them know I comment here.

Jezzies! I need some advice. Has anyone moved across the country for a job? Were you able to scout out a place to live ahead of time or did you wait until you got there and stayed in some sort of temporary living? How did you move your stuff?

Hi Jezzers! Today I got my braces. Sorry if the pic is huge, working off my phone right now. Also I am at home working on something that should have taken an hour but will probably take 4. Boo.

I had cervical spine surgery Tuesday, ask me anything!

Made me think of this.

I honestly wish we’d stop referring to criticism of another woman as “tearing each other down.” Jennifer was rude. Period. People were expressing their opinions. That doesn’t mean people hate her or that people wish her ill. They’re just expressing an opinion that she’s not even required to listen to, or consider at

Couldn’t speak for Jez editors but I hate everyone except Tom Hiddleston.

Why does JLaw need defending? She strikes me as the type who’s happy to speak up for herself if she feels she’s been slighted.

Were you the young woman in the Showtime documentary?

Yes.

My life would be better without YOU in it, Anna Kendrick. Suck on THAT.