Wine and Netflix is a great combination! Also, apartment update: I’ve viewed two places so far closer to work and I’m checking out a 3rd on Tuesday. If it doesn’t pan out, I’m just renewing my lease and putting up with the commute-subway, so not as bad as driving-for another year.

I’m drunk. As a skunk. Don’t give a funk.

Guys. GUYS. Jezebel followed me. Just like an hour ago. I’ve never been so happy and excited about something while simultaneously unable to brag about it to people I know in real life since none of them know I comment here.

Hi Jezzers! Today I got my braces. Sorry if the pic is huge, working off my phone right now. Also I am at home working on something that should have taken an hour but will probably take 4. Boo.

I had cervical spine surgery Tuesday, ask me anything!

I love that kinja gives us the ability to see when someone is recommending his/her own comments.

Made me think of this.

I honestly wish we’d stop referring to criticism of another woman as “tearing each other down.” Jennifer was rude. Period. People were expressing their opinions. That doesn’t mean people hate her or that people wish her ill. They’re just expressing an opinion that she’s not even required to listen to, or consider at…

Couldn’t speak for Jez editors but I hate everyone except Tom Hiddleston.

Why does JLaw need defending? She strikes me as the type who’s happy to speak up for herself if she feels she’s been slighted.

I feel like it’s in response to Wendy’s 4 for $4 meal, which is a burger, a drink, fries, and nuggets. A burger AND nuggets!

Were you the young woman in the Showtime documentary?

Yes.

For the record, that tweet wasn’t by Tig. Tig has a different friend or comedian tweet from her account every day.

Ryan Reynolds stays trying *so* *hard*. Sigh.

My life would be better without YOU in it, Anna Kendrick. Suck on THAT.

ain’t payin’ $2 for dat 2nd class guac

“did claim he was illiterate.”

Sean Penn or El Chapo?

Oo-de-lally, golly what a day...

This was almost entirely by the books, Fox News has no idea what it’s talking about.