Yay! Thank you so much for adopting an adult kitty. They are so often overlooked!

That seems a little melodramatic. How much business are you really going to lose if you close the office for 30 minutes?

Dear Bensimon,

Like, ummmm...don’t mind me, I’m just the owner of the magazine....standing here in full stage make-up... With my shirt unbuttoned to my navel....

It looks sort of like they were poorly photoshopped into Monte Carlo.

This fucking photo’s flash is terrible. Fuck flashes.

After reading through this thread it has become apparent that my stubborn refusal to use dating apps and my Pollyanna like belief in meeting cute will cause me to die all alone, surrounded by cats. And I don't even have a cat. Yet.

So, I read the original column.

wow, those are...wow.

Fun fact: “Lori Loughlin” is actually an anagram* of “Hitler’s Pal”

I believe it. She’s never cut in front of me in a line but once she snuck into my house and cut off all my hair. She put the pictures online and then made a reddit page to bully me.

That is SO true about Lori Loughlin. Who is the real Lori? I certainly can’t answer that question. Mostly because she won’t stop catfishing me. Every time I meet someone online and fall in love BAM it ends up being Lori Loughlin just lolz-ing at my pain and heart break. I’ve told her all my secrets dozens of times (to…

Well, the law is the law. Unless Ted Cruz doesn’t like the law.

ok yeah these are better

I want all of that. ALL OF THAT

Wowza. Those are beautiful.

I just emailed my husband to let him know we would need to get divorced so that we can get remarried with me wearing that dress.

omggggggg that first dress and the cape thing are killing me.

Valentino can do no wrong in my book

Also, why are you using a computer from 1998?