Because I’m making fun of you then I must think amy schumer is God. You took quite a leap there. Seems like you do that with a lot of things. Maybe you don’t have the ear for it that others have. If you take a joke literally, it probably won’t seem funny.

Don’t look up! The entire premise of this show is flying over your head at a high rate of speed. Be careful out there!

How To Be a Decent Person by Amber Rose didn't test as well with consumers.

If you’re considering listening to the podcast - don’t. She got a letter delivered to her room and opened it. An Easter card from her mother! Kill me. The only part worth listening to was direct quoted above.

Ugg. Why is this an ok question? Another time, after I had apparently lost the baby weight, a client asked in front of other co workers “how’s the baby?” I said excuse me and he doubled down and repeated it. I told him I hadn’t had a baby and my co worker kindly chimed in “thank god, right?” Laughter all around.

One time a man asked me when my baby was due. I was wearing an ill fitting dress, but I was not pregnant. Rather than embarrass the entire world, I just told him I was due in September. Wait is this the best time or the worst time?

White people! It’s like someone took a black person and removed all the awesomeness.

That guy never wanted to be married in Iowa anyway, he wants to be to be famous in Hollywood. He is dumb as rocks and has zero personality, but he’s pretty hot, so I see a bright future for him here in LA.

I haven’t been on a date in 4 years, if I ever find someone that loves me and wants to marry me this “don’t tell me you wouldn’t be a tiny bit peeved if an overwhelming amount of the focus went somewhere else” bullshit is not going to bother me. I ALWAYS wish an overwhelming amount of the focus were on someone else.

Looks like veal to me which is the perfect choice cause ew veal.

The richer people get the cooler being poor becomes. Fucking Lenny Kravitz sitting on the floor of a tiny room with 9 sickly, starving people looks like an emergency not a photo op.

And the rich get richer.

I think Legendary Mcconaughey goes to my bosses kids school.

Let me guess: Maxi Dress. I’m not falling for this one again.

I feel like...this is not the appropriate gif for this story.

What is this photo? 3 cutting boards of nothing and the only real food there, pineapple, is off her board and onto her counter. What a mess Martha! Fire your food stylist and hire me!

Skandalouz!

Once again Miss Kylie has used her expert attention getting skills to troll us all. She would most definitely be out of the greys #rolemodel #blessed

I don’t actually mind, I always read the greys so I assume others do too. I was just making jokes but, you know, they can’t all be winners.

Me too and I want out of the greys too! I hope this is the comment that gets me out!