Besides purging all conservatives from your life, carefully not spending another cent with them. Society needs to start treating them like the pariahs they are.

Goddamn. I mean I usually detest the hyperbole around Twitter burns but goddamn, that’s brutal. 

OH FUUUUUUUUCK

Well, my father couldn’t lift me above his head as a child because of his torture wounds so I do think that hyperbole is important

I wonder how John feels about the notion that his daughter beats his corpse for more money every single day of the week, using his ‘war hero’ story as more of a prop than he had.

This is really sad. If anyone out there reading this is in crisis, please, I know it seems impossible, but reach out to someone, anyone, before you do anything drastic. 

With American if it’s in public it’s legal to film/take pictures here. Hell, you can take pictures of people in their yard or house if curtains are open as long as you are on public property. But unfortunately even here people don’t understand what constitutes public property (example a Public School is not Public…

My guess is that, being Canadian, they were too polite to wake a sleeping passenger. 

It’s a thing in Phnom Penh too. One of my friends had a different strategy - get the bar staff to agree to different rules: put the grid flat on the surface and open up the bottom, thus allowing either opponent to put the disc anywhere in the column as long as it’s not blocked already. Makes it a different game, but…

The fact-checker is gonna be really hanoied by their laos of concentration; they did a phnompenhal job all the way through the article, only to phuket up at the very end. But if you yangon a moment while they bangladesh with their head, they’ll push some bhutans and delhigate someone to fix it.

I used to be a stickler for geographic accuracy too, but lately I’ve just been like Phuket. 

Because they get away with doing it for so long until they don’t.

Are they idiots, though? Stock price hasn’t taken a prolonged hit—it’s up 1.21% for the last 3 months and 16.31% YTD—and if it hasn’t by now, it’s probably not going to. Shareholders will still make money. Executive bonuses will still get handed out. Nobody with a C in their title’s gonna lose their jobs. As long as…

I’m not exaggerating— probably 80% of the business case studies I studied in business school were about just this sort of short- sighted thinking where an executive decided to take safety and/or quality shortcuts to save a couple of bucks and it bit them in the rear. This is, literally, Business 101.

And none of the 737 line has turn signals. 

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

I’m a woman. Even with medium-sized boobs, the simple act of running can be painful. It makes no sense for Tifa’s big tits to be unrestrained and flopping all over the place while she’s doing martial arts and other athletic activities.

The only question I want Jonathan Frakes to ask me is “Would you like to step over my chair and sit on my lap?” and the only answer is “Yes, Commander Daddy”.