I didn’t read all of your post, but the opening sentence made me hate Mr. Jim Business. The consumers of news have taken a real nose dive in petulance when the snark doesn’t hide the premise of the article is too much of a problem.

Yeah, that’s what I was trying to figure out too... like the most generous interpretation I can think of is just this absolute lack of any thought of context and he’s like, yeah, if you don’t count all the people who failed to take the steps needed to vote, then the turnout of real voters was much higher. It’s like…

“Any consideration for the view point that it is unhealthy to the individual to generate a lifelong perception that “feeding me is the government’s job”?”

“As a heterosexual white man, age 18-50, do you know how hard it is to find representation?”

Consider the GOP national elected official. In their native environment, the GOP have evolved diminished spines, as it is easier to get more nourishment from corporate paymasters when writhing as close to the dirt as possible. Currently, the Red Billed Trumpets’ migratory patterns hew close to Washington DC, meaning…

“As long as he breathes and talks shit about Hillary, his base will be happy with their choice.”

Unless the 2018 midterms go just absolutely over-the-top blue, there are currently only two ways that Trump leaves office before 1/20/2021:

The Vindicators is open, possibly.

It’s not even that much of a secret. They have been dropping hints for a while now that it’s more likely that being around Rick has been holding Morty’s intellect back. Except when he goes off the rails and he’s forced to deal with it. I fully expect we’re near due to catch some alternate Morty with a portal gun,…

Hey, you don’t raise taxes in war time! What are you, a commie? /s

That’s a really good point, too. I’d slightly doubt they go that route, but I could see playing up elements of alliances and tensions with black and native peoples in New Colonia and perhaps the tribal nations as well if the USA can’t as easily suppress them in their timeline.

“But you liberals weren’t happy when Chick-fil-A supported traditional marriage.”

The one part that I’m super curious about with that is if Sherman’s March to the Sea still happens in that timeline. The breakdown of Southern industry seems to have been a major piece of the long-lasting wallowing of those states compared with the North and West. Does this not happen in that timeline, or is this…

Consider that if Nick Fury alone was a Skrull after the ‘90s era events of Captain Marvel. He’s just super-paranoid, which makes even more sense as a secret alien infiltrator. Given the work with the / against the Kree as part of SHIELD, it’s not unreasonable he used his position to set up Earth to be decidedly…

I suspect it’s shorthand for the intricate geometric patterns on the outer shell piece a’la Islamic art (what with that whole can’t show living things element necessitating focus on other designs and patterns).

“Why would you goof around wrestling these things when you have a sword?!”

> if the liberal interweb gets it’s way, they will restrict and internet tax my memes.

Oh, no, it’ll be both, because this is the kind of shit that feeds into the Dinesh D’souza contingent’s “Democrats WUZ racists, so they’z STILL racist” organized idiocy campaign.

Sony’s Sinister Syndicate (and a bunch of Spider-Man™ villains too, I guess)

Shh... nobody has seen The Office. Spoilers, man.