I mean, they can’t all be his daughter, right?

They have to be honest about their Admirality Court status, or else the Bilderbergers will grind their judges’ bones to make tea for the lizardman overlords. What is this, 3rd grade civics? :V

Rebuttal:

The cards in Magic with heavy random elements to them are more typically banned (if at all) because of problems resolving them expediently. Professional Magic games have been decided off of a top decks, and the land-mana system means Magic has MORE intrinsic RNG per card draw due to the real chance of drawing no card…

I hear they call it the Trump Effect (formerly the Dunning-Kruger Effect, bought and rebranded this year. Tremendous!).

Breaking News: England discovers direct democracy one night, regrets it vehemently next morning.

I think you got your letters for “Junkrat” all messed up. I’m not even sure where that umlaut came from. Damn dwarf must’ve hammered them out.

“Recall that Obama started his presidency running against gay marriage. LGBT activists stayed on his ass, the electorate showed they would support him if he stood strong, and a lot of progress occurred.

That whole activist phase in the Civil Rights Movement was just a long con ruse, clearly. God-damned racist.

“How is this guy better than Trump? Seriously, how?”

So 8stax?

That implies that the Clintons aren’t right wing, though. Frankly, the totality of the Clinton careers seems they’re slowly left-drifting socially, but have entirely pushed rightward from the days of Hillarycare fiscally. That they sold out for private prisons isn’t surprising, and just shows that the Establish Dems…

Don’t worry, it’s just a trash compactor nap.

I thought you were supposed to use manual. Some car guy! :v

And that is a much worse card to balance. Firstly, it means either the card is calculating from the cards that were in the deck at any point in the game, at the beginning of the game, or in the deck currently. The last of those is the most painful, since it means later draws can possibly be worthless. But in all three…

Of course. Because we all know how often we have confused the delicious wheat jigaboos and fresh baked wetbacks from the local bakery with those awful, obscure racial terms.

Their tagline: Separate, but Equitable.

Don’t worry, text-based adventure games, someday you’ll get ye flask.

That’s the most wonderful irony of the Christian faith, in my experience: so many Christians can be incredibly critical about how bad people are, and how a lack of God means a lack of real punishment... while the entire sales pitch of Christianity is that any* sin is potentially forgivable by God through Jesus, so…

The lowercase ‘a’ team?