the answer is CBD

use name checks out, it’s satire

I think it’ll be more funny if he wins the popular vote but loses the college, let’s see how quick he turns on the system that elected him in the first place - “Electoral College is a joke, should never have been approved by Obama, I will eradicate immediately!” 

But for a simpleton like Trump (and his supporters) - LOWEST IN HISTORY (context doesn’t matter to simpletons).

I used to get ham only on white bread as a (picky eater) kid, I didn’t like the subway cheese. Then I upgraded to the subway club, ham/turkey/roast beef and if I was lucky added bacon to it, that’s it. I still don’t get sauce although I am now of an age I add veggies.

Can’t be racist against whites! What a wonderful world...

10 years isnt long?

What did Margaret ever do to you?

Does sticking a dildo up it count as fingering?

“he knows everything, is physically at the peak, is a rugged individual who is always against impossible odds, who can look experts in the eye and say ‘I know better than you’, and ultimately discards all negotiation in favor of brusque violence” - just like our fearless leader in the White House!

/s 

Not in Canada it’s not

Not really, it’s the superior cola. Coke taste flat with a weird aftertaste.

Surely he’ll be dead by then, no?

It makes Pepsi taste so much better though

Trying to look like Trump!

He’s screaming everyone else should be in jail, and guess how many of those people have court dates? 0

It’s not a liberal view dumbass, it’s a factual list of where the money is coming from.

I expect the PRESIDENT to have the most up to date information, apparently we have different expectations from the man with unlimited access to all the information he could ever need.

Lol, Trump keeps yelling everyone else is guilty with zero evidence to back up any of his claims.

He was using an outdated map, not his fault though!