Hey all you guys in the greys, this how is pathetic and petty your big “tough guy” President is. A man who can never admit wrongdoing, who is surrounded by yes men his entire life. This is what a man who has never been told no in his entire life turns out to be. He wasn’t given a one million dollar loan, he was given…

Why put a 76 year old with failing health into office? No need to repeat a mistake. 

As long as it destroys Mar-A-Largo and blows it into the water 

Can the circle include Mar-A-Largo? Please God, please!

What a sad pathetic life you must have, always seeking validation from strangers on the internet. Why wouldn’t you just go to Breitbart where’d you be accepted? 

Calm down they just want their tax cuts

Didn’t you know? Some aliens dumped their radioactive sludge into a pit of slime while taking off, and the first humans were created.

Except the build quality is light years ahead of a company that can’t even get it’s panel gaps consistent. 

Why did they take a page out of Cadillac’s book with those fugly headlights? What’s the point, do they even light up?

Fill up then pay was a curveball? Wtf? My only two options are that, or paying at the pump with tapping my mastercard.

That a hurricane hit another country?

When you try to be the most progressive but end up sounding like an absolute moron who is advocating to fill the streets with criminals. 

I’m a real man, I’ve been doing it for 28 years now

Canadian here, did it really take a fast food chicken restaurant this long to figure out “what if we put the chicken... on a bun!”. How was this not already an option? 

The walking is the exercise, which is negated when you use  a cart

But if America banned AR’s then you’d have knife crime, and you’d be just like liberal globalist communist London!

Given the electric motor makes 34hp, it’s more like calling yourself a vegan while eating Five Guys everyday and a salad once a month

*only in western Canada

2nd Canadian here, taste like a clams asshole

Just like all those other celebrities that usually stay married for life!

/s