Can’t wait to get a slice of that Kraft® Hall-OO-Mee™.

I drove that once, taking my Dad to the cemetery. Worst drive of my life.

Other than the gold trim, lovely. I’m praying that is a trick of the light and it is actually just chrome. But the shape and form are perfect.

Those wheels look straight off a Fiat 500 Sport.

Sure it’s Brown and all, but does it Manual???

I worked with a guy who robbed the 7/11 down the road on his lunch break. Yes, he was wearing the standard uniform shirt with the company on one side of his chest and his name on the other side.

Oh my god, the custom headlights make it look like it’s wide-eyed and screaming in agony over its own existence.

Mopar guys have been doing it for a while. Too bad most don’t import the interior from ‘15+ L-cars into the wagon.  The plastic in the pre-’11 cars should be considered a war crime.

I just wish we had more wagons. I want a TourX 

Gen X’ers need to get over their phobia of wagons. They’re cool AND practical.

“Something very fast, Audi S8. Something that can shove a bit”

When I first drove the 3.5 liter v6 Mercury Milan with the 6 speed auto I was pretty floored by how quick and smooth it was.

i think it ticks both of those boxes, to be honest.

maybe the effects of CTE happen much much sooner than anyone had previously thought? 

I knew a guy who was the getaway driver for a 7/11 robbery wearing his football jacket with his name on it

You've put WAAAAAAY to much thought into this. 

Silver Ford Fusion with the v6. Looks like a government vehicle, and absolutely disappears into a crowd. It’s so invisible, I forget where I park my own damn car sometimes. And with around 240 HP, not weighing THAT much, it can get out of its own way.

I didn’t listen to the audio, but I would think a bike being a good choice is highly dependent on what you’re getting away from. If you’ve just stolen something that doesn’t handily fit in a backpack, or is very heavy/unwieldy, good luck getting away on a bike and/or not crashing. OTOH, if you’re reenacting The Place…

dont be like my friend mike, from high school, who thought it would be a good idea to rob a bank and make a run for it in his mid-60's bright red corvair.

Based on my research, dirtbike, no debate.