Spectacular!

We're now afraid of Americans.

Elio probably is.

How about peach or lemon?

How about a nice white trash meth pipe?

Maybe that's why 2020 has been so awful. Bring back belt onions!

Does it come with a vape, flat brimmed hat and borderline underaged girlfriend?

Anecdote here. My brother in law had the CVT fail on his 2015 Altima after 30,000 kms.

You, I like you.

I'm on mobile 99% of the time. It's unreadable.

I came back to see the response. I'm on mobile, so Adblock isn't really an option. I appreciate the snark though, confidence is important when you don't know what you're talking about.

I love Jalopnik, but when the bottom of my screen is covered with an ad that’s covered by an ad and a video that I’ve already watched covers the top of my screen, it’s just too much. I’ve seen fewer intrusive ads on torrent sites.

Autoplay videos that follow you down the page when you're reading really help

So the mobile ads are making the site unreadable...

The ads on mobile are getting to be too much.

I’ll be in the market for a minivan in the next year or so and this puts Kia back on my list.

My father on law does this. He's going to fix them someday. Hint: someday doesn't happen.

I mean, I've never seen a noose in my life. Why would you just have one lying around?

Treatment for methanol poisoning is ethanol. Just saying.

Fuck the racists. I'll wipe my ass with your loser flag.