I’m fine with getting older....at least I own my house, unlike clickbait writing 20 something's 

I just drive my cars to get places. No need for this foolishness.

Graphics don’t make a game good.

Oh fuck off

I that a serious question? Do you honestly not understand anything related to collective bargaining?

My username is a pun. If it upsets you... well, I don't really care.

So buying accessories for a vehicle that you don’t know the specs or even if it will ever exist is a good idea?

I never claimed it was a dichotomy. But if you're buying an accessory for a vehicle that doesn't, and may never exist, you're definitely not a typical person.

What bothers me is that there must be a market for this crap. Tesla stans are basically a religion at this point.

A lot of very wealthy, foreign university students in BC. I bet the first owner drove it hard and never did a lick of maintenance.

Use the Al Capone strategy.

Sticking with your friends when Lorne Michaels makes you an offer just for you is God damned classy.

Are you missing a chromosome or do you have an extra one?

Exoskeleton?

This story is so great. Especially since I'm picturing you as Ron Swanson having the conversation.

What excuses do you use to avoid him?

Tesla shareholders, stonk bros and crypto nuts. Essentially annoying single guys who you try to get away from whenever they start a conversation.

You'll like what I tell you to like!

I saw Bob live a few years ago. My sides hurt the next day.

You're probably right, but just in case...