I think they should be giving out small gives with every purchase

It was definitely Hummer dude who called the cops. 

Great idea. I'm sure the lawyers will get very rich.

Nissan lower?

Guaranteed this isn't the most racist thing you say today. Do you say "All lives matter" too?

I am the cologne!

If they price this right and it works as advertised, this could be a winner.

I used to live next to a guy that would warm his Harley up for 30 minutes before going to cosplay. He was a cleaner so we called his crew Hell’s Janitors. So glad I moved to a better neighborhood.

I've never cared what a console looked like. It's all about the games.

Challenge accepted.

NWA said it best:

The only good boat is a friends' boat. 

Couldn't they just have it happen through the data connection in your phone?

I was amazed to find out that this was still on the air.

Both are spineless though.

In my part of the world, Nova Scotia, orange lobsters are fairly common. We bought my mother and mother in law some for Mother’s Day and they each had an orange one.

I just write “Drug bag" on it and every time I get off an airplane two guys in uniforms meet me with my luggage. But they must not like their jobs because they're always cranky with me.

Have there been many failures already?

Yep. I’m fat, and judging by your posting history, you’re racist.

He'll never notice you either.