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Elon's Backdoor Musk
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Impersonation? I'm pretty sure they're the same person.

He'll never notice you.

He genuinely thinks he's the smartest person on the planet. It's one of the defining traits of a narcissist. He thinks that he is the one to fix any problems.

What happened with Tesla?

Its tough to make a Miata sound as crappy as a Harley

This is the right fucking take. This is great Jalopnik.

Some provinces in Canada don't require them.

Not in my province!

Is there a bull nose piercing option available?

Plus it's a segment that's driven by purely practical considerations. No need to be cooler than Tesla.

Charge your damn phone!

He never specified though.

Too small to have sex in? Challenge accepted! Now to find one of these unattended.

*angry animal taking a dump

I was enjoying reading this until the auto play video made me jump out of my seat. So I stopped reading. 

Grab a beer. Makes things more interesting

Honda Fit.

I'm having a pool installed and drinking all the beer.

That gold colour is spectacular

Create a frame out of two LSs and propel them with this.