"Awww, OMG, look at that little guy! He's so darn cute! Is he flying with you?"

Haven't seen this many Miami pros and cons since the last Dolphins-Hurricanes scrimmage.

It's amazing how childish these 'big-time donors' can be. I guess that's why they get booster seats.

Thanks, Deadspin. It's been a while since I got to see two girls finish at the same time for free online.

Fighting over a little strip, is that all they fucking do in the Middle East?!

You didn't mention a third preposterous rumor about a possible trade for Mike Glennon, but I think that and the Manning one are neck and neck.

Actually the rumors are linked. When Weeden learned they were bringing in a younger QB in Manning to the organization, he knew it was time for him to leave.

"I don't want my grandkids raised in that kind of environment."

The worst part is now 2009 Rick Reilly says that his words are being taken completely out of context.

Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

Yeah, but on the bright side, Rooney and Van Persie are going to come back from injury, reinforcements will come in the January window, surely, and Carrick will also come back and offer stability in midfield.

Besides stature, the primary difference between the two dogs is that Jack is at Georgetown because he is a symbol for a storied institution, while Blue III is at Butler because he's qualified academically.

I'm not racist but that wasn't smart.

That there rocket he's packin' is why he's the first competitor in his sport to skate backwards.

ed. Dope did it better

A shot of Penicillin should clear that right up.

Is anyone truly surprised to see a guy slip and fall? This is what happens when you put Greece at the front of a parade.

This reminds me of female Russian Olympians in the 80's. Their cans were just dripping testosterone.

Don't suppose there's any chance of a pocket version... ?

There were rumors about this when he turned down an offer to perform at Nelson Mandela's funeral but sent his interpreter instead.