So, did this really get re-posted so it appears above the 3 Good Dogs story? You rich guys do know that the comments for this story now actually pre-date the time you say this story was first posted, right? Just what the fuck is going on over there? Has Deadspin discovered time-travel? Of course we would never know it…

The Nets would satisfy my OCD.

Damn, and I was looking forward to Ned Holness doing play-by-play on this one.

If the first MNF game was on September 1970, how the fuck is it 50 years old in 2019?

I’m willing to bet that the mannequin put up more of a fight to stay in uniform.

So once you go on their back you never go black?

Now...if they were to kneel....[censored]

I feel the same way when the “Stand Up To Cancer” movement comes to sports venues. It offends me. Not because I am bound to a wheelchair, but because I believe in cancer and think it should be defended.

Was so hoping for a DeSaun Jackson moment just before the coaster finished it’s run.

If I was going to lose my job if I hit an upright I’d aim for the Booger-Mobile too. Smart move kid, you have a hell of a future ahead of you.

Thanks, so much, for clearing that up for us.

So, if you are trying to start a trend Drew, Dak Prescott should be holding his own press conference any minute now.

So, this is all according to the Free Press?

In defense of Detroit, recalls from Fords are a time honored tradition in the motor city.

Some of Alan Hinton’s best coaching was done with the Roughnecks. Thanks for taking me back to 1978!

Michigan State’s new advertising campaign.

Not so tough luck.

Maybe that’s why we are regular people.

It sure would be nice to read in the article possible reasons Verlander would be pissed at Fenech. Maybe Justin thought he was Mitch Albom?

Gotta love a league that does its own WYTS.