Interesting. I wonder what basketball would look like in New York.

Ugh, she had Space Needle Dick Sherman RIGHT THERE.

I'm sorry, but I can't believe that Mendte was convicted of email hacking when he explicitly told Lane he was looking for a NSA relationship.

So are you saying the Redskins "took back" their original statement?

I stayed away from gambling on the puppy bowl, I sensed that a fix was coming

out of the gray.

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

Shut the fuck up.

• Relax!

• Please sit to use the toilet

BabyDUAN! After a 5 hour delay due to Vegas' shaky healthcare system, the Coolwhhhip's brought a healthy 8 lb girl into the world today. She and Mom are doing great. Now it's on to her college fund, which is getting placed on the Broncos Sunday. Cheers!

Sure, when you include the vote of marine life in your little poll Stern is bound to look good.

This lawsuit seems to hold water. Eli didn't play in a game all season.

Way to go, Greg. This should set race relations back another 50 years.

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

This was just the gay Breakout they feared.

in response, Russia has sentenced their graphic designer to 10 years hard labor.

They should have cut him for lack of school spirit.. Whatever happened to "Go Blue!," Brendan? You make me sick.

Jeez, Chris, why don't you just marry him already?