The only people who enjoy getting a nickel back in Vegas are the losers playing the penny slots.

He was released from the hospital? $2500 should do it then.

Stars are gone. You'll manage.

The NCAA really needs a playoff system for basketball, until then we will always wonder.

The Pacific Northwest is a weird place.

She went for the Whitney but could only pull off a Barr.

Makes them look short.

In his defense, A-Hole thought he was purchasing the newest version of the 'cream and the clear'.

So, that's Ice T's real name?

Why do I want to dust off my Yes albums and hook up my old turntable all of a sudden?

Lesbians? They don't look like they came from Lesbia.

Wait until those kids get the bill for the bottles of Gatorade provided by the club.

DST DUAN,

What's that? A G-3? No wonder he has neck problems, might as well fly coach.

San Jose has taken it a step further. In order to make the playoffs they are mounting frickin lasers on their players helmets.

Comcast SportsNet, the other EPSN.

How much did those fish have to shell out for those tickets?

Staff,

Only a matter of time before Hanley Ramirez ends up floating face down in one of those things.

nice.