"You see, if those were painted in yellow, you wouldn't be able to see them from space."

Dino started his career as a taster at the Old Milwaukee bottling plant, nice to see he has come full circle.

This has been such a ratings boost. I hear NASCAR is planning to have semi trucks filled with propane weaving around the track at Talledega.

They should make them finish the race clockwise now.

Ben still hasn't learned that if you love someone, you need to set them free.

Delonte West sits at the end of the bar, waiting for her shift to end.

I remember snapping my first neck.

For tomorrow's exciting school assembly Barry Bonds is scheduled to speak to the kids about his steroid use.

Eddie Griffin on Comedy Central....hilarious.

...Johnny Bench called.

Joan Cusack looks pretty good for a 50 year old.

"Was That A Sasquatch?"

Talk about leaving it all out on the field.

Yep, sucks that every time I tell someone that I cleaned the windows in my house I have to give Microsoft 15 cents.

So Spygate is now confirmed?

Awww....you mean I missed the Super Bowl?? I thought it was tomorrow!

I thought that was illegal in Indiana.

Nothing portrays heavy metal more than a Kia.

Underwood gone? Damn, I knew that kid couldn't play.

I once had a superpipe in college and it held several perfect scores.