That press conference looked more like a reunion of the surviving members of the Warren Commision, just with less credibility.

Or the bow tie.

Pooh.

It will take more than only half of Cat Steven's face to make me believe you were in Kabul.

Daniel Tosh should cuss more. Other than he's not so bad.

Watching the UW/USC match, hoping the PAC-12 fires at least 11 basketball refs as well.

There is always this: [www.justin.tv]

just grab an MST3K, there are tons on there for streaming....come to think of it, I'll join you.

ahhh...fra-gi-le'...must be Italian!!

Mongo like candy.

It's more like the fake town they built in Blazing Saddles....just a bunch of cardboard cutouts with slinky arms and lobotomized smiles.

@Hecuba and a Polo: Beg to differ. When I hit F5 I still have a 50/50 chance of going back in time and getting stuck in the DUAN from Feb 23rd. That and showing replies continues to be a pain in the ass. Some people stay away or only refresh once or twice and move on.

@MaverickIsAirborne: Yes, and yes.

....says every gerbil ever to enter Uwe's 'basement'

The notifications went from missing to a chick you banged once while really drunk who still thinks we 'have something special'.

Gawker repost DUAN

I know, I'm doing the same. It's just so damned frustrating to tell you the truth, it's like he doesn't get that the comments are what makes these sites so popular.

That's the first time I laughed out loud in three weeks on this site. +1!

2.0.1?

@JohnnyDrinky: Can I be a communist and read it? If not, screw the article you capitalist dog!