Dear BBC America: here's your American Clarkson.

Same. I always preferred how the first-gen looked to the second-gen.

Always wished this one had come to America.

Yeah, so says the NHTSA. But the NHTSA also says the Dodge Caliber is a light truck so we don't listen to them anymore.

plus you can fuck in them

God damn I love those first gens.

I'm probably one of the few people who like wagons.

To be fair there are some SUVs that would be rare(ish) and fun (this one is my favorite)

Here's my plan to get an R32:

Hahaha. Mothra is covered, but unfortunately you are otherwise open to substantial risk unless you get a policy that specifically covers Acts of Godzilla.

Canada takes a ton of the hassle out of the process. Absolutely.

Solution - buy your car from Canada.

I figured it would just kind of surface once it gets to the coast.

This is not a mustache that you can simply grow.

It can only be earned.

I'm not a hipster but this is a glorious mustache.

Nissan better keep the hipsters out of the design offices. Give them enough leeway and they'll turn their carefully tuned machine into a Homer.

nobody that brews beer like that can be uncool :D

"Hardin County Sheriff John Ward said those who go into law enforcement typically do it because they have a desire to shoot minorities...

This would actually be a fun implement in a FPS.