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Camshaft Chris: The Volvo Guy
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U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Impossible!!!!

brb... gotta go list my C63 for sale... and change my pants..again ..

The Corvette has officially gone to plaid.

He definitely didn't mean Roush Fenway Racing's chances in the Chase.

I like your maths.

tl;dr brown '74 bmw bavaria @ $1,500 = instant NP

At 8:13 am, I see 15 "CP" votes.

Gunther felt consciousness trying to fade in. There was light for the first time in a while. Then there were hands on him. Everything felt far-away, dreamlike. He was being pushed. There was hesitation, then a pop. Distantly, he realized that that should have hurt, but didn't. He was becoming more aware of things.

Number 1 is a car vending machine. Also, wasn't it in a Bond movie? Or, was it Mission Impossible?

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All this turbo flim flamary! What this engine needs is some good old fashioned overdriven straight cut gear whining Eaton supercharger technology!

Let's take it to the consumerist extreme - if you're going to fake the engine sound, put options in the infotainment system menu, and let me pick which engine I'm in the mood for! Program it to fake a Merlin V12, Cobra 427, heck, why not an F16 jet sound!

Can you enjoy the engine sound if you know it's not real, and being piped in through the stereo?

So when my phone, while sitting in my cupholder, automatically updates my gmail inbox, I get pulled over for "using" my phone?

This makes me want to set up a fake (or is it?) Yelp account and just proclaim on as many places as I can, "THEY WOULDN'T LET ME MASTURBATE." Just to see what happens.

You mean this isn't a Skyline?!?!

Quick! Which one is this?

Back when I had my Talon TSi AWD, I was told "Dude, nice Eclipse!" all the freakin time.