This might be true, but it is probably not the best way to market your event if more than half of the country where the event is located will not watch it.

Meh I struggle to find anyone without a closet full of skeletons.

It’s catering to “Vegas, baby. Vegas.” But yeah, idiotic timing. You want the effect of the Vegas strip lights, but sunset is relatively early that time of year so they should be able to move it a couple hours earlier. It’s actually worst for the east coast. Most races are off-hours for the US anyway, so EU and Asia…

Might want to double-check your calendar there.  Thanksgiving in 2023 is on November 23rd, not November 16th.  I am baffled that the proposed 10 PM PT start time for the F1 race makes any sense.  After midnight on the east coast and 6 AM in Europe.  Who is this catering to?

Just take the Olympus Has Fallen script, white out all the North Korean stuff and handwrite “vampire” over it. Voila!

The highly anticipated sequel to Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter!

Right? I can’t even travel on the same plane with more than three other managers from my company as part of their disaster plan. And I am nowhere near important to the company if something were to happen.

A shuttle crammed with world leaders--with or without the U.S. President--seems like a pretty bad idea in terms of security in general.  Sure, maybe nobody has real beef with the PM of Belgium, but a terrorist attack on (what I presume) a vehicle with a whole gaggle of world leaders would be a big ugly deal.

No, no. It’s way more obvious than that. Presidents ARE the vampires! That’s just the limo’s snack bar.

Well that’s a no brainer. No US president is going to be allowed to ride in an unarmored bus crammed with group of other world leaders. Don’t have to be Secret Service to figure that one out.

Your ability to stereotype is better than the people your talking about. Good job.  Also I don't think any reasonable person would want to catch you dead or alive anywhere. Since all that would come out of your mouth is hate. 

My “obese ass” owned a 500 for 3 years. Never had a problem getting in and out. The entry is tall, and the car itself has more room inside than its exterior suggests. We fit me and my buddy (both 300+lbs) in the back seat one time for kicks. Americans don’t like small cars, obese driver or not, they want room to haul…

I assume the 5.9% rate is only for people with good credit? Which is ironic, because NOBODY with good credit would choose 84 months @ 5.9%, given the other options on the table.

Does it come with a snorkel?  Because you will be permanently under water.

As soon as I pay off my Rent-A-Center TV, I’m getting a Bronco Sport!

If you need a 7 year loan to handle a $28,000 car maybe you should rethink your priorities.

I thought it was really nice to see a real veteran get a sweet break. He also seems to like a good person. 

When i managed an antique mall this happened ALL the time. People usually just flat out lying, hoping the appraiser doesn’t know squat and will attach some value for a story.
Note: word of mouth stories don;t mean anything, mostly because nobody will remember every story for every item in a store.
You need…

ok but that’s the most scripted looking dive I’ve seen outside of Spanish Futbol.

I find it more amusing when the people think they have something worth millions and go on and on about how their ancestor brought it over on the Mayflower and it turns out to be worthless junk someone bought at Sears.