Dull? Uninspiring? Not worth the click?

Agreed, but while I appreciate those bundles, I find "pre-owned" porn a little disgusting. Also, sticky pads/touch-screen are not very appealing.

Pre-loaded porn on my portables would take out all of the hassle. Someone start selling this service.

They'd make a shit ton more money selling those tail lights to C7 owners.

Yeah, not getting why anyone would take $60k and buy this over taking $60k to buy a C7.

Did you mean

$60K for an appearance package? Even it makes the car look good it makes the owner look bad.

Some porn is a bit more graphic than just a couple of naked human beings.

It looks like an unlicensed videogame Corvette lookalike. Good from a distance, but up close and you start to notice all the blank surfaces and unresolved lines. Pretty good-looking though, as far as complete-makeover bodykits go.

I'm clearly buying my handhelds from the wrong stores.

CP

The sarcasm is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

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