I don't know if you noticed this or not but there's no gun in the turret.

So if the EMTs get a call during lunch, you want them to drive back to the fire station in their non-ambulance in order to drive the ambulance to the 911 call?

It's not a public control/riot vehicle. It's an armored police transport vehicle used to protect people from getting their asses shot off. What's wrong with that?

Yeah it's not like they're patrolling the streets with this thing.

Wow. People suck. This local police department saved their taxpayers $246-296k, but OH NOES IT'S A MILITARY VEHICLE!!!

If we're including one-off factory M cars that are hidden away, I would have to request the E46 M3 Wagon/Touring be added to the list.

#TeamSoda

People who say "Pop" go to the Special Hell.

Anything and everything with rally lights.

"Climb every mountain, forge every river"

Next question.

Lots of headlights, some kind of radar, auto-drive, and armored against polar bear attack. Can't forget those polar bears...

what darkness?

Nah, it's still the sudden stop that gets you.

BEATERS! Be not afraid of this drive! Be not afraid! For if you do your duty and drive well you shall be rewarded. But should you find yourself driving on smooth tarmac with the warm sun on your dashboard then you are in Carlysium and your head gasket has already blown!

If Spartans had cars...

#COTD

I think all cars, deep in their manifolds, want to go out this way. Sitting in a field rusting away, nah. Driven twice a week to the store by an old lady, assaulted by shopping carts, nah.

I teared up reading this. *sniffle*

I once thought the same thing. Back in late '08, I bought a new truck to replace the old one. And I thought to myself, one more ride down my favorite dirt road. Get it good and dirty one last time.

I prefer Viking funerals.